(imo i just don't think you should be sharing this kinda stuff abt your kids to a whole audience!) Transcript: "West and- and Mason's best friends, when they were little, were like- there was a boy and a girl who were exactly the same age as they were, and we went over to their house - I think West was probably eight, Mason was 6 - And all the kids went upstairs, and they were playing, and they have like- they have a- a room upstairs with a bunch of toys they were playing with. The four grown-ups were sitting downstairs, and it was like, an hour, and it had been totally quite, and suddenly we looked at each other like, 'Guys, why is it so eerily quiet in this house?' and the dad was like 'I'm just gonna go upstairs and check on them,' and he went upstairs, and he came back down and he was like 'So, I might need a little help on this one. I, uh, I went to open the door, it was locked. I said "kids, you have to unlock the door", they did, they were putting their clothes back on. I asked them what they were doing, and they said "we were playing the penis butt game".' Which I know is a game that you and Jensen played." "Yeah, we're- we're- we're blackbelts- we're blackbelts. Oh shit." "Anyway..."